I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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