what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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