he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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