glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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