I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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