ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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