All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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