No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Are we still banned from the library?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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