There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Pooping to opera.
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