Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I can't turn off my feet"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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