I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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