with your own penis?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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