Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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