If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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