Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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