Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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