Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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