So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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