But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Alive.
So much puke
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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