We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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