Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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