Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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