Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I wear drunk well.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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