She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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