Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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