New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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