On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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