god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I need to stop coming to work sober
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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