Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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