did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
