For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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