If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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