the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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