he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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