do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There r osticjed everywhere
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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