I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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