I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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