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Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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