The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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