you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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