I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Is it because I queefed?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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