At least make sure they are 18
Why
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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