obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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