The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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