Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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