can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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