Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I think my moral compass just broke
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