FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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