I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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