I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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