we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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