im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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