fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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