Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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