Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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